Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Summer Holidays on a farm 60's & 70's



These are my recollections as a small boy growing up on a dairy farm in late 1960's Although we didn't have a lot of material possessions I wasn't unhappy & certainly wasn't bored. Summer holidays were spent helping out on the farm with plenty of time for adventures!

On hot summer days we cooled off in the river, swinging off the leafy branches of Willows that trailed their leaves in the slow flowing stream.

A treat on a hot summers day was a trip to the watermelon patch where there would be an array of melons with exotic names such as Warpaint, Candy Red & Candy Stripe. They came in all shapes & sizes, round ones with skin almost black, striped melons & melons that looked like a cocoon half a metre long! Hunting for the largest melon one would gently tap the melon listening for the hollow tone of a melon ripened to perfection .With more melons than even a small boy could eat, a treat was to smash a melon open & then eat the chunks of luscious red flesh allowing the sticky red juice to dribble down my chin & flow down my tummy!

Hot summer nights often meant hay baling. At sunset we would follow the tractor & baler to the paddock & wait for the night air to replace some of the moisture sucked from the leaves by the baking sun. Slowly the tractor would chug down the neatly raked rows of dry lucerne, the baler hungrily gobbling up the hay & then with rhythmic thumps a perfectly formed bale of hay would be born! Another tractor pulling a trailer built from a long dead truck would follow the baler with its rows of over sized grassy bricks. We kids would ride on the trailer helping to drag the bales into place. Slowly the stack would grow till it seemed a 100 feet off the ground & we would ride back home perched high on stack with the, sweet smell of hay, Christmas beetles buzzing in the tractor lights & gazing up at a million stars in the dark summer night.



Milking time was fun with helping mum & dad by pushing the wooden handles that opened the doors to let each cow out after milking, a new cows was then brought in & she was given a large tin of powdery grain & her wet nose soon coated in white flour as gulped down her treat.Her long grey tongue would then lick the last remaining flour from her nose. The milking machine with its constant pulsating beat would take the milk away from the cow to the releaser where a rubber flap opened allowing a flood of milk to escape in to a small container where the milk would flow over a water cooler & then into a ten gallon can. Filling about 3 cans each milking these were loaded onto a trailer & taken to the main road where they would be placed on a stand for the milk truck to collect.
If any one is interested I can write some more.

Friday, December 25, 2009

The Future Dairy

Where does milk come from? Many people believe that the carton is where the whole process begins. Others have the image of a kindly old man sitting on a stool gently squeezing Daisy's teats with a stream of milk pinging into shiny bucket.
Today milk still comes from cows like Daisy, the difference is the present day Daisy lives with 100's of other cows & milked in a dairy (parlour if you are American) that can milk between 30 & 80 cows at a time. City folk mistakenly believe that the Daisy of the past had the better life. This is far from true in days gone by Daisy lived day to day ,when times were good she had it good but in bad times Daisy had to do it tough. Modern cows are much better fed, many farmers employ a nutritionist to advise them on the best diet for their cows. Many dairies use computers to monitor cow production. With a new Dairy costing around 500 thousand dollars farmers treat their cows well to maximise production.Some farms have automatic calf feeders that feeds the calf when it wants a drink.
Will Robots milks cows in the future? Yes they will as they are already available!(see photo above) In Europe, where there are smaller herds which are housed in barns, there are several thousand. There are about 10 in Australia. The biggest drawback in Australia is the large herd size & the fact that Australian cows tend to graze pastures. Robotic milkers are designed for the cow to milked when she feels like it with some cows being milked 3 or 4 times a day. Sydney Uni's animal science unit is working on a project call "Future Dairy". Part of this project is to develop a robotic milker for Australian condition.
At several hundred thousand dollars each unit farmer want to know this new technology will work before investing.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Letter from santa I wrote for my son

Santa Clause
North Pole
Dear Ben

Thank you for the lovely letter. I like getting letters from good boys & girls. It is good to hear you are working so hard helping mum & dad. It is a pity that you don’t live a bit closer to the North Pole as I could have used some help this year. I think this will be my busiest year yet! I think I may bring some of what you ask for & I have some good surprises in my sack!
There were almost no presents this year as the Polar Bear has been very bad this year. I seem to spend more & more time fixing his problems. First of all he let all the Reindeers into Mrs Clause’s garden & they ate all her vegetables & trampled her rose garden. They ate all her cabbages & got a tummy ache. I was worried about Mrs Clause because all she would say for days afterward was how nice it would be to have a polar bear skin rug on the floor. The only thing that saved the polar bear was that his fur has a few burn marks when he blew up the Elves toilet using a chemistry set that he stole from the Elves workshop.
I hope you are going to put out some hay for the reindeer this as they get very hungry after doing deliveries in the city as it is getting harder to find good grass. Last year I stoped in one of your paddocks to let them eat some grass & all Rudolph wanted to do was to take a Kangaroo home. I said no but he said I could swap you a Kangaroo for a polar bear, a very temping idea.
Ok I have to go now as I have a lot of preparations to do.
Your best friend Santa

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Are cows lesbian or Bisexual?



When I was a little boy my parents took me to one of those" Where did I come from" talks. After the talk was over one of the mothers quizzed me on what I had thought of the night. I think she was a little taken aback when I replied " oh it was a bit boring the bull has been doing that to the cows for ages". After that the bull was sold & we have been artificially inseminating the cows ever since!
Now you might have been told that cows have 4 stomachs but what you were not told is that cows are lesbians or at the best bisexual. How is this so you may ask? Well when cows come on heat they just don't go running off to the nearest bull. Cows on heat will mount each other until they become sexually aroused. If a bull is running with the herd he watches for cows mounting & when the time is right wanders over has his way with cow & then wanders off. Cows may continue to mount for several hours after mating.
In our herd picking cows on heat involves watching for signs of mounting. It is impossible to watch the cows 24/7 so some bright spark came up with the idea of a plastic sticker covered with a layer similar to a scratch lottery ticket. This sticker is stuck on the cows back & when the cow is mounted the "scratchy" layer is removed to reveal a fluro orange patch. The only catch is they cost $2 each & unlike a scratchy there is no $50K to win.
Today saw the birth of a heifer (girl) calf which for some reason has been a rare event of late. We have been having 2 bulls to 1 heifer for the last few months!. This heifers dad lives in Canada & his name is Lencrest Blackstone he is a highly rated bull & cost $33 for 0.5ml of semen!
I think this enough blogging today as I am not sure what people want to know.

Monday, December 14, 2009

About our farm

This is my first blog ,so I thought I might back ground our farm.
Our family farm is 220 hectare (550 acres) located at Vacy NSW. We milk just over 300 mostly jersey cows producing 2million litres per year. Milked in a 15 aside herringbone dairy this takes 1 person about 2hrs to milk .Cow are grazed on 14o hectares of irrigated pasture. Cows also receive about 6Kg of grain each day. We milk twice a day 365 days a year! All cows are artificially inseminated as we have not had a bull for 30years.
In 1978 we milked about 60 cows averaging 4500L per year in 2009 330 cows averaged 6200L
This years was the first time we exceeded the price we received 10 years ago!
The farm is divided into 36 paddocks which the cows are rotationally grazed each paddock has a water trough so cows don't have to drink from the river. The Paterson river runs along the farm giving us about 3kms of river frontage. We have excluded cows from the river bank & now have about 20 hectares that is being allowed to regenerate.
All pastures are sown using a machine called a direct drill. This allows us to sow pasture directly in a paddock sprayed with roundup. Some may be upset by the use of roundup but this method allows pasture to be sown with out disturbing the soil which in turns reduces soil erosion & leaching of fertilizers into water ways. There is also a huge drop in fuel useage as sowing is a 1 pass operation.
I will leave my blog at this & see how it goes.